These aren't necessarily my original ideas, just a place to park things that might be cool or we need to see more of.
-- tattoo of a Rorschach test: great pickup potential, only gets better with age-- "there's 3 kindsa people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't"
-- a quilt made out of panties
-- I gotta "mule it over"
-- guitar pickups that look like swiss army knives
-- Restaurant placemats are crossword puzzles
-- Seat covers for girls bikes of famous hunks
-- A coffee table with family pics under glass or shellac
-- Ivy as a solution to graffiti
-- "The Weather Is Here - Wish You Were Beautiful!"
-- "what in carnation instant breakfast?!" (goes nicely with "Judas H Priest!")
-- skeet golf: 2 vs. 2, one drives the golf ball, the other shoots it. best out of 20 wins the round, best out of 5 rounds wins the match. every round, the teammates have to switch between who shoots and who drives.
-- a watch with a speedometer for the clockface (why is this so hard to find?)
-- A reading lamp made from a mic stand and hollowed out mic
-- bathroom doors with colored indicators (indicators of color) that tell you if someone's in there: when the door is locked, the color shows red, when unlocked, green.
-- classical or oldies playing in public restrooms, or classical playing everywhere for that matter.
-- a washing machine that's also the dryer (why is this not standard?!)
-- elevator buttons that place highest priority on whoever pushes the button fastest (like video games) also see horror/drama movies