What's a Rictionary? A redneck dictionary of course.

Ever since I saw Foxworthy do this on his show, my own additions crop up once in awhile. Like to hear it, here it go...


Onna - going to: I'm onna cut yo' butt you sumbitch


Demarra - The day after today: I can't be there this afternoon, so it's gonna have to be demarra.

Jew - as in: Jew see that fox run acrost that powerline?!

Mayonnaise - as in: Mayonnaise about 14 kids runnin' wild in this house!

Sposta - something you have to do: I'm sposta go to work today, but damn if I don't wanna go!